myarmsareridiculous:

me when straight girls

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tastefullyoffensive:

Tattoo Fails [via]

Previously: Chinese Tattoo Mistakes

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hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

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citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

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officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

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so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: testimonialyear)

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jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

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dragonsateyourtoast:

charlesoberonn:

Please don’t tell girls “The boy who’s picking on you actually just likes you”

Even if it’s true, you shouldn’t teach girls to respect that sort of affection.

And you should definitely not teach boys that expressing their attraction to women through violence and disrespect is ok.

THANK YOU

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person: she--
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years
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so it’s #nationaldogday so I guess I’ll s/o my dumb ass puppy

love you Kali!!!! #thisbitch #puppy #puppyproblems #pugshire #porkie #thebae

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August 24th: Nick Jonas arriving at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards in Inglewood.

(Source: celebpap)

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